It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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