I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I currently don't understand fingers.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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