he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
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Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
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If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
How drunk are you?
Completed.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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