Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
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Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
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i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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