is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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