Rock
Scissors
Fuck
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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