Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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