i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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