In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
God, you're like boner-b-gone
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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