I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
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this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
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The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
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