grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
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I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
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first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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