His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
my god I love twenty year old dicks
did i just pee glitter
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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