physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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