The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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