But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
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On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
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Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
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Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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