omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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