Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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