Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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