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i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
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the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
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I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
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Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
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