I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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