i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
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dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
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I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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