You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
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I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
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I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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