I'm gonna have a badass scar
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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