How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Randomize
