We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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