i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
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im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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