: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I wish I only lived at night.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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