Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
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it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Thank you for not boning my boss.
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He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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