did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
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Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
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I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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