It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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