Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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