the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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