that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
No subtext here. People are naked.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
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