ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Randomize
