I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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