Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
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Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
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Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
please don't ironically join a cult
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