sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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