Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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