I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
We are all done wearing pants today
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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