I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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