Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
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She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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