Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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