put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
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