I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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