It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
there is puke in my bra ... again
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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