whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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