Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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