She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
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she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
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Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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