This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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