Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
high people should be assigned attendants
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
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This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
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Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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