Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
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He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
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I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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