and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Everything about him screamed your future.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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