Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
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Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
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Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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