shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
It's official drugs can't kill me
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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